Friday, October 17, 2008

Try as hard as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man

Dr. Parr wasn't here to lecture for my Chem 105 class today. So Dr. Quinlan substituted in. Here was his introduction written on the board:

I AM NOT DR. PARR
1. FILL THE TANK!
2. DON'T GIVE RIDES TO LOSERS!
3. DON'T GO TOO FAST!

I pretty much got as far as "I AM NOT DR. PARR." For the remainder of the lecture, I felt like such a doofus listening to Dr. Quinlan speak. His lecture, which was supposed to cover energy/wavelengths (how is this a chemistry and not a physics topic?), began with slides titled "Who is Jed the Fish?" and "How long is a car antenna?" None of these slides seemed to make sense, yet Dr. Quinlan somehow managed to connect all of them. On top of that, he spent an average of 7 seconds on each slide, so that eliminated any chance of note-taking.

This man is too brilliant for me. I miss Dr. Parr. HAHA.

2 comments:

Loris S. said...

this post really made me lol after reading it. GOOD GAME.

regina said...

take pictures of the slides. when i'm too lazy to write something down, that's what i do.